The Italian who went to Detroit.

Wonna day I gonna to Detroit to bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to
eat breakfast. I tella de waitress I wonna two piss's toast. She brings
me only wonna piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She says to go to
toilet. U say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna de plate. She
says you better no piss onna de plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even
know the lady and she calla me sonna me bitch. Later I go out to eat at
the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoona and knife but no
fock I tella her I wonna fock. She tella me everyone wonna fock. I
tella her you no understand. I wonna fock onna table. She say you
better no fock onna de table you sonna ma bitch. I go back to my room
inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I calla the manager and
tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no
understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better no shit on de bed
you sonna ma bitch. I go to checkout and de man at the desk say 'peace
to you...' I say piss onna you too.You sonna ma bitch. Ima gonna back
to Italy!

