all about electronic masturbation
produced by anon.554@pax.tpa.com.au
version 1.1, 10 January 1993

SYNOPSIS.  This textfile describes self-stimulation for men by means
of electrodes and low-voltage, carefully controlled electric current.
When you talk about running electricity through someone's genitals,
most people think of torture.  However, we have found that low power,
high frequency (audio) current can produce some very interesting
tingling and throbbing sensations.  You're probably wondering, how
good can it feel?  It's on a par with intercourse, and it can last
longer.  You can keep yourself close to orgasm for quite a while.
In fact, orgasm sometimes seems like an anti-climax after a really
good session of electrical stimulation.  But it seems likely that
this technique is not for everybody.  We have been reluctant to 
publish this information in the past, for fear that 1) a lot of people 
might get addicted to this technique, and 2) it might be used to 
extract semen from men against their will.  We are in a reckless mood 
today and have decided to spill the beans.

WARNINGS.  Like everything that feels good, this method has risks.
This method can cause tissue burns; molecules migrating from the 
electrodes can theoretically cause heavy metal poisoning; if you use a 
plugged-in amplifier and tone source (instead of battery powered) there 
is a chance of getting shocked or electrocuted; use of electrodes that 
have not been sanitized could spread disease or cause infection.  
Proceed at your own risk.  Because we have no control over the manner 
in which this information is used, we assume no liability for damages 
resulting from its implementation.

If you are electronically illiterate -- if you've never handled
a wire stripper and soldering iron -- DO NOT attempt to perform
the experiments described below.  Get a techno-nerd to help you.

PHASE ONE.  You will need the following items:

1) An audio amplifier, with 1 to 5 watts per channel of output power.
Battery-powered is best for safety reasons, although we have used
plug-in amplifiers for years with only one unpleasant accident.  Do 
not use an expensive, high-power amplifier; they can be damaged by 
short circuits and by being connected to loads of unusual impedances 
(which is what we'll be doing).

2) A tone generator of some sort.  An electronic music synthesizer
will work; or you can use a tone generator like those found in an
electronics workshop.  (Hint: sine waves feel better than square
waves.)  A battery-powered tone source is safer than a plug-in unit.
Do not use an electric guitar.

3) Insulated, solid (not multi-strand), 18-guage copper wire.

4) Soldering iron, solder, wire stripper, maybe some connectors.

Cut a piece of wire 10 feet (3 meters) long.  Strip 3/4 inch (2 cm)
of insulation from one end.  Form the exposed wire into an elliptical
loop.  Solder the loop closed with a single, rounded bead of solder.
You want a nice smooth loop of wire and a nice smooth bead of solder 
holding it closed -- no rough spots.  Strip a bit of insulation from 
the other end of the wire and connect it to the left channel "hot" 
output of the amplifier.  (The "hot" terminal is usually color-coded 
red.  If the amplifier output uses RCA phono-plug outputs, the "hot" 
wire is attached to the center conductor of the jack.)

Cut another piece of wire 10 feet long.  Strip 1.5 inches (4 cm) of 
insulation from one end.  Make it into a loop, as above.  Connect
the other end of this wire to the left channel "ground" output of the
amplifier.

Set the amplifier's volume control to MINIMUM.  Set your tone source
to produce a continuous tone of about 440 Hz (cycles per second).
That's the "A" below "middle C" on a musical keyboard.  Insert the
small loop electrode just inside your urethra -- don't shove it
very far in.  Insert the big loop electrode just inside your anus.

Now SLOWLY turn up the amplifier's volume control.  Experiment with
different tone frequencies and waveforms.  If you produce some
sensations that you like, congratulations.  If none of these
sensations feel good to you, this method is not for you; sorry.

WARNING: Don't touch any plugged-in appliances while you are wired up!
(Reaching over to adjust a lamp is how I had the "one unpleasant
accident" mentioned above.  I was unable to let go of the lamp and
suffered a dislocated shoulder.  Not to mention the fact that 120 volts 
was running through my torso and I could have been killed.  Fortunately 
everything was plugged into a nearby outlet and I was able to yank out 
all the cords with my free hand.  Let this be a warning to you.)

PHASE TWO.  If you liked phase one, you'll eventually want to move
on to phase 2.  For this you need two different tone generators, a
stereo amplifier, and more electrodes.

The amp's left channel "hot" output is connected to a small loop
electrode just inside the urethra, as before; and also to a large
loop electrode around the "neck" of the sex-wiener (where the glans
meets the shaft).  Use some sort of conductant around this external 
electrode, such as skin moisturizing cream, to get a more pleasant 
sensation.

The amp's left channel "ground" output is connected to a small loop
electrode 2 or 3 inches deeper into the urethra than the "hot"
electrode.  Make this electrode carefully, and test it to be sure
that it won't come apart (i.e. that the wire loop won't come open).
If the loop comes open when you're trying to pull the electrode out,
the wire will scrape your urethra -- a bloody, painful experience
which can be avoided by proper electrode construction.  Also, be
careful not to nick the wire while stripping the insulation off it;
you don't want to weaken the wire because the loop might break off.

The amp's right channel "hot" electrode is connected to a scrotum
(balls) electrode.  There are at least 2 types of scrotum electrode;
you need to be sitting down to use either type.  One method is to use 
the handles (not the cutting blades) of a pair of all-metal scissors; 
lightly clamp them onto the scrotum, between the two sex-nuts, and 
apply some conductive liquid such as skin moisturizing cream.  The
other method is to cut a two inch square piece of synthetic sponge, 
wrap some exposed wire around it, dip it in salt water, put it on a 
coaster or small plastic tray, then sit down in a position that causes 
the sponge to gently press into your sex-nuts.

The amp's right channel "ground" output is connected to a big loop
electrode just inside the anus.

The output of one tone generator is connected to the left input of
the amplifier; the other tone source is connected to the right input.
By playing two slightly different tones on the two tone sources, you
can produce some very interesting sensations.  For example, play
the "A below middle C" on the left channel, and play the "A" an
octave higher on the right channel.  Or play "C" on one channel
and the adjacent "C sharp" on the other channel.  Play a steady
tone on the left channel and do a slow, downward "glissando" or 
"pitch bend" on the right channel.

After a lot of experimenting, you'll find out what sorts of tones
feel best to you, and you can use a stereo cassette recorder to
put together a taped "program" of stimulation for yourself.  Maybe
you can eventually swap tapes with a friend.  Perhaps eventually
we can all pool our favorite tone sequences and publish a compact
disc.  We have not found much recorded music that feels good when 
played into electrodes, although some parts of Kraftwerk's "Radio-
activity" album (on CD from Capitol records) aren't bad (especially 
the tunes "Radio Stars" and "Uranium").  Generally, the drums and bass 
notes in pop music don't feel very good.  Maybe orchestral or "new age" 
music would feel better.

This document is public domain and may be freely re-distributed.
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