10  PRINT   "The   world  is   a
vampire! .......... It was a cold dark
night in Atarineverland when evil
ol  captain  Hasbrohook  tried to
take over Laser Pan and the lost
mystic  boys  bytes  village. The
captain,  who  lost   one  of  his
hands  in   the  fight  with   the
Infogrammes-Croco,       shouted
something   like  'MY  BALLS ARE
FULL!' ... ehm no, 'LOST  BOYS are
cool!' ... ehm no, 'PRETTY  PISSING
RULES!' ...  while  ol   BSE-Corpse
Hasbrohook  tried  to   remember
how  to  articulate,  brave young
Laser Pan took his chipsword and
started  to  do  'AEROBIC!  ... the
hasbropirates   and   also    the
mystic-lost -bytes - boys - band
didn't  know   what   this should
mean. Hmmmm, it  definitely had
nothing  do to with SEX. und eins
und  zwei. What  was  that?  He
is  couting  in german! Must be a
secret   weapon   or  something!
Suddenly, a swarm of bumblebees
appeared!  Oh  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flup!  Teleport.
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-esexualdesires.com!  CLICK   NOW
FORBRITNEY  SPERM, EHM  SPEARM,
EHM   SPEARS   NUDE  AND  DOING
BLOWJOBS!  We  have  everything:
black  pussies,  cat pussies,  wet
pussies,  horse  pussies,  asshole
pussies,  big  dicks,  small  dicks,
big    tits,   bigger  tits,    giant
monster    tits,  tits   big   like 
planets, teenies  with  small tits,
gays  and  lesbians...  if we don't
have it  we  can  get  it for you!
CLICK   NOW! ...   ehm  stop  stop
stop... what was that? Damn little
commercial breaks :-) ...   ok  ok,
I     can     imagine      Britney
crying for  more when I fuck her
little asshole ... at the same time
she is licking Christina Aguilera's
pussyhole...  oooh,  this  is only a
short  excerpt  what   my  dirty
mind has  hidden inside kids... but
I won't scare  you... stop mastur-
-bating  now.  I   can  get  much
ruffa... but then you won't talk to
me  anymore  I  think  ;-) ...  hey
follow  the  white  rabbit... now...
oh, hello MR. MAD  HATTER... what
about  a cup of aphrodisiacoffee?
YEAH, WE  ARE  CELEBRATING OUR
NON-BIRTHDAY!  355  DAYS EVERY
YEAR!!!   After  drinking  the  tea
ehm    coffee   ehm   tea    ehm
tea-coffee I had a long discussion
with  a  Acorn-Tree who told me
about  his problems  when it gets
winter...  'Oh  man, I  always lose
my   leaves   when  the   winter
comes!  Are there any  pills I can
use?' - I  had  no idea -  Another
tree...  an  OAK always wanted to
be  a fir  tree ...  It looked to my
like   a   problem   of    identity.
I  slowly moved  away from them
when  they started to have tree-
-sex... straaaaange.  Both started
to  lose   their  leaves...  and  it
wasn't     winter     yet...     in
wonderland...  eh  neverland...  or
atariland   :-)  ...  Jump  around!
jump    around!   ...     give   da
wickedest  cru  ya  sounds! This
is  the  edge  the abyss and YOU
DANCE  AEROBIC!  do  it!   do  it
now!!!  und  eins  und  zwei! Flup!
Teleport.  I  found  myself  up in
the  cloudcastles  of  demoland...
surrounded   by   beautiful   big
balloons...  I  looked  out  of  the
cloud-window  and  a   scrolltext
passed   my  by  saying...   READ
THIS  TO  THE  END  AND I TELL
YOU   TO    FIND   THE   HIDDEN
SCREEN...      some    boygroup-
-lemmings     with   parachutes
were   jumping   from  a higher
cliff... falling  down to earth like
snowflakes... but what was that...
someone must have been pressed
the           KILL  ALL
button!!! 5 4 3 2 1 SPLASH! ...
and it rained blood! The chipper-
-underground  again   succeeded
against  those  lamers!  ...  even
without  dancing  AEROBIC!  This
Scroller  was  written  in a few
hours on the last day of the year
2000... in a few hours this year is
over... so my final words are just...
Take care... MC Laser, your hobby
transvestite. 
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