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              * C O O K I N G * W I T H * J O L L Y * R O G E R *

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                                HI-TECH REVENGE
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All of the following docs were taken  from  "The Jolly Rogers Cookbook", and as
such the production team of the  "Pure  Bollocks" Disc magazine do not condone,
or promote any action described.

                         Enough bullshit: Let's Rock!

Is there someone in your life that you REALLY hate ? [DEFINATELY none of the PB
Editorial Team, I hope! -EGBSS!]  Make  their  lives  a lot more interesting by
doing a few of these nice things to them

                                    Mr Orb

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                                DISKETTE BOMBS


    You need:

    - A disk
    - Scissors
    - White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
    - Clear nail polish

-   Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)

-   Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

-   Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might
    spark the matchpowder!)

-   After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.

-   Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture

-   Let it dry

-   Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish to seal it
    shut on the inside (where it came apart).

-   When that disk is in a  drive,  the  drive  head attempts to read the disk,
    which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO  MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE
    HEAD UP!!). Ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try and fix THAT!!!

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This is a guide for Anarchists and can be funny for non-believers and 12 and 13
year old runts, and can be a lexicon of deadly knowledge for True Anarchists...
Serious damage is intended to be dealt  here.  Do not try this stuff unless you
want to do a lot of serious Anarchy.

    [Simulation]

Asshole:    "Listen, you little teenager punk shit,  shut  the fuck up, or I'll
            knock you down!"
Anarchist:  "O.K.....You can't say I didn't  warn  you.  You don't know my true
            power..." (soooo casually)
Asshole:    "Well, er, what do you mean? Anarchist:  <demonic grin>

As you can see, the Anarchist knows something that this asshole doesn't...

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                               OPERATION FUCK-UP


Get a wheel barrel or two. Fill  with  gasoline.  Get 16 rolls of toilet paper,
unroll & drench in  the  gasoline.  Rip  to  shreds  in  gasoline. Get asbestos
gloves. Light a flare (to be  punk),  grab  glob of saturated toilet paper (you
can ignite the glob or not). Throw either flaming or dripping glob into:

    * any window (picture is the best),
    * front doors,
    * rough grain siding, and best of all,
    * brick walls.

First of all, this bitch is near  impossible  to  get  off once dried, and is a
terror to people inside when lit! After  this... during the night, get a pickup
truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with shovels. The pickup can be
used only for transporting people and equipment, or doing that, and carting all
the dirt. When it gets around 12:00 (after  the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a
gargantuan hole in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three
or four of your friends to cart the  dirt  ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or
bury his front door in 15'  of  dirt!  After  that  is  done, get three or four
buckets of tar, and coat his windows.  You  can make an added twist by igniting
the tar when you are all done  and  ready  to  run!  That is if the loser has a
house. If he lives inside  an  apartment  building,  you must direct the attack
more toward his car, and front door.

I usually start out when he goes to  work...I find out what his cheap car looks
like, and memorize it for future  abuse...It  is  always fun to paint his front
door (apt.) hot pink with  purple  polka-dots,  and off-neon colors in diagonal
stripes. You can also pound a few hundred  or so four inch nails into his front
door (this looks  like  somebody  really  doesn't  like  you  from the inside).
Another great is to  fill  his  keyhole  with  liquid  steel  so that after the
bastard closes his door - the only way to  get  back in is to break it down. If
you can spare it, leave him an axe  - that is, implanted three inches into, and
through the door!

Now, this next one is difficult,  but  one  of  the  best!  Get a piece of wood
siding that will more than cover his  front  door completely. Nail two by fours
on the edges of the siding (all except  the  bottom) so you have a barge - like
contraption. Make a hole at the  top  that  will  be  large enough for a cement
slide.

Mix about six or seven LARGE bags of  QUICK drying cement. Use the cement slide
to fill the antichamber created by  the  "barge"  that  is around his door. Use
more two by fours to brace your  little cement-filled barge, and let the little
gem dry. When it is, remove the  "barge"  so only a stone monolith remains that
covers his door.

Use any remaining cement to make a  base  around  this so he can't just push it
over. When I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought he meant
wood, so they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so other tenants, and
laughed my damn ass off! This is only his  door! After he parks his car for the
night, the fun really begins...

I start out by opening up the car  by   jamming  a very thin, but loack [Huh? -
EGBSS!] - inside and out! Then proceed  to  put orange-juice syrup all over the
seats, so after he gets through all the  other shit that  you  do, he will have
the stickiest seats in the world. You  can   then  get  a  few  Sunday  papers,
and crack one  of  the  windows  about   four   inches.   Lightly  crumple  the
papers,  and  continue  to  completely  fill  the  inside  of  his car with the
newspapers. A copy of the Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon!
What is also quite amusing  is  to  put  his  car  on cinder blocks, slash  his
tires  at the top, and fill them with  cement! Leave the cinder blocks there so
that,  after he knocks the car off of  them,  he  will get about 3 miles to the
gallon with those tires, and do 0 to 60  in about two minutes! It is even  more
hilarious  when he doesn't know  why  the  hell  why!  Another is to  open  his
hood,  and  then  run  a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body.

It sure is one HOT car when it is   running!  Now, I like to pour two pounds of
sugar down his gas tank. If  this  doesn't  blow  every gasket in his engine it
will do something called "carmelizing  his  engine".  This  is when the extreme
heat turns the sugar to  carmel,  and  you  literally  must completely take the
engine out and apart, and clean each and every individual part!

Well, if this asshole does not  get  the  message,  you had better start to get
serious. [SERIOUS? -EGBSS!] If this guide  was   used  properly  &  as  it  was
intended (no, not as kindling   for   the   fire),  this  asshole  will  either
move  far  away,  seek professional psychological  help, commit suicide, or all
of the above!

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